today i was told by my head of year that i am incredibly messy, unorganised and would struggle to get anywhere like this to which i replied "einstein was messy and a genius". just because i have a high amount of bunting, cushions, own artwork and nude photography does not make me the unintelligent dickhead he assumes. i just have better things to do than 'be a woman'.

i would like to add that the bottom photo is the result of my bedroom after a party in which i'm surprised i didn't catch a disease. in fact, the photo was taken by my mother as 'evidence' to show that i was (apparently) off the rails. i'd also like to add, that in the bottom photo, you can see me, asleep, in what looks like a pile of period blood or sick. it's sick, oKAY.